Trivial Questions for God When I Get There..........

I was thinking about some not-so-important questions I would like to ask God when I get to meet Him face to ground (me on the ground in front of His face).....

• The first and most important question I would ask is...WHY DID YOU CREATE WASPS?!! What are they good for, besides stinging the tar out of you. Oh, yes, I have heard the "they are pollinators" argument, but really, can't the bees and butterflies take care of that. Do we really need wasps? Come on, really?
• Why is the sky blue? Why not purple, red, orange? Why did you pick blue?
• Did you really create dinosaurs, or did you just make up some bones and bury them in the ground just to mess with us?
• Have you ever tasted popcorn and when you created it, was it your intent for people to pop it? (this is nasty, nasty tasting stuff)
• Are you a Ford or a Chevy kind of guy?
• What style of music do you like? Do you like to rock or rap? Do you like jazz, blues, hip-hop? Country? Gospel? Or are you like me, you just like them all?
• Do you like dogs or cats better?
• Are there vehicles in heaven? And if so, is there crazy traffic like here in Northwest Arkansas? The traffic here is terrible.
• Do you like sports? I see a lot of athletes praying before they play or thanking you after they do something good...But do you really care?
• If man is created in your image, how come we all look so different? We are different sizes, shapes, colors, etc...

I am sure that these questions are meaningless and pointless and don't really matter in the broad scheme of things, but they would be fun and interesting to ask anyway......

Until we meet again.........